May 2013
wankbankofamerica:
reasons i tend to not talk
people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
i hate my voice
i have something really mean to say
i hate you
i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never...
rabbitradio:
Coheed And Cambria - Far
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
jollymarionette:
people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself
blusherlock:
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
thehealthywarrior:
bloodybrilliannt:
astrozombina:
oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding”
bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your...
ian-likes-wrasslin:
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
captain-cheesecake:
How about we all just agree that Coheed and Cambria is the best band in the world, and leave the hate to people OUTSIDE the Fence who DON’T like the band? SSTB is great. IKSOSE3 is great. Both Afterman albums are great.
theyellowbrickroad:
i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
